The Onion on Gay Marriage
As usual, The Onion pretty much nails it: Supreme Court On Gay Marriage: ‘Sure, Who Cares’ Supreme Court Justices Brought To Tears By Heartfelt Testimony Of Bigot Who Hates Gay People Arguments For And Against Same-Sex Marriage: FOR: Bestowing dignity upon a wrongfully oppressed minority just a nice thing to do AGAINST: Runs against article of U.S. …