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"Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend"
I still haven't found a girlfriend though I've tried a lot
So can you help me please? It's tougher than I thought.
The odds are pretty good, but the goods are pretty odd
Still at this point I'd take anything you've got.
You see this all the time: nice girls in love with jerks.
What could they be thinking? Tell me how it works?
If I've got some problems, well I wouldn't be the first
But the ones I have in mind are even worse.
And even Hitler had a girlfriend who he could always call,
Who'd always be there for him in spite of all his faults.
He was the worst guy ever, reviled and despised.
Even Hitler had a girlfriend so why can't I?
Life is full of contradictions hard to understand
And for every happy woman there's a lonely man.
Nixon had his puppy, Charles Manson had his clan.
But God forbid that I get a girlfriend.
Even Hitler had a girlfriend who he could call his own
To sweeten days of bitterness and feeling all alone.
I'm not as bad as Hitler but it doesn't mean a thing
Since they'd rather be with Hitler more than me.
I don't see why they'd rather be with Hitler more than me.
Back to the interview...
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